Inside the mind of Mike Bloomberg, mayor of New York City:
Could the Democratic nomination really go to Barack Obama -- you know, middle name Hussein?
And could the Republican nomination really go to Mike Huckleberry? I mean Huck Finn; I mean Huckabee. Whatever.
This is the best the two parties can do? In which case, maybe I should reactivate my own presidential ambitions -- because I can beat those two, running right down the middle, in between the Third Worlder and the… more