Perhaps I should start by saying that I have never had a dog I would have wished
to replicate. There was Nappy, the poodle-shaped blur of my toddler years. Sweet
little Woof, never the brightest bulb in the canine kingdom. Lawrence, the labrador,
who barked at suitcases on wheels. My sister's Irish setter, who gathered up
the ripest of our unwashed laundry and slept in it. I won't bore you with the… more