Think Tank

People have been asking your blogger the following question: what's the difference between working at the LA Times (I quit earlier this year) and being a fellow at New America? The answer is easy: technology. Because New America is a think tank, I have access to the Mind Reading Machine (MRM), a little-known device. This weekend, I got to use the machine for the first time, and I decided to point it at the brain of Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Last week was a big one for him and for California: a revised budget proposal that was widely panned, his renewed push to get his budget reform plan on the November ballot, and a state Supreme Court ruling permitting gay couples to marry in the state.

Here's what the Mind Reading Machine spit up:

"You know when something good happens at the wrong time? I can't admit this to anyone, but that's how I think about this gay marriage ruling.

I've got no problem with gay marriage, of course, but up til now I've done a great job of avoiding the issue politically. Many Republican voters didn't know my private views before the Supreme Court did its thing Thursday and I had to issue a statement saying I would uphold the court's decision. I had everyone confused because  I came down hard on that big forehead [MRM EDITOR'S NOTE: forehead is an all-purpose insult favored by the governor], the mayor of San Francisco, for marrying those folks without any legal authority. If you look at what I said, I condemned him not for the marriages but for making up the law as he went along.