You're Kidding, Right?

What I love is how pro-Proposition 8 arguments resonate with the same conviction, and use many of the same arguments, used by slave owners, by Mary Tudor (aka "Bloody Mary") as she was burning all those nasty Protestants at the stake, and by countless other misguided souls whose own lives were so meaningless that they felt the need to "save" the rest of us. You bigots have made me ashamed to be an American. (Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Michelle Obama.) No wonder the entire civilized world laughs at us.

But just as supporters of slavery and Bloody Mary are now considered bigots and morons by history, so will you and you ilk. It might take a hundred years or so, but it's a foregone conclusion that history will judge you as the small-minded fools so many of us already know you to be.

One undeniable fact is that gays are much more highly educated and have, per capital, vastly more disposable income than non-gays. Therefore, you may be able to deny them their rights for another few years, but they can outspend you 100 times over. So, the next time you're scratching your crotch and staring at that old washing machine sitting in your front yard, think of all those unmarried gay folks sitting on the beach in Waikiki, sipping pina coladas.

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