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Enough Signatures to Keep Earth Safe From Alien Invasion

September 5, 2009 - 9:58am

I know you'll be as relieved as I was to hear the news that backers of an initiative to establish a commission on extraterrestrial matters in Denver appear to have more than enough signatures to qualify the measure for the city ballot. Apparently, 7,000 people signed their names to this petition. Assuming that most of them were earthlings registered to vote in Denver, qualification is a formality.

Previous efforts to qualify similar measures have failed. But this time, backers wrote the initiative to make clear that no taxpayer funds will be used to support the commission. (Gifts and donations will be the only source of funding). The commission's mission? To "collect and share with the public, credible evidence of extraterrestrial UFOs and intelligent life forms that have been visiting Earth," says this story. Since Denver is a mile high (and thus likely the first place to be attacked), It's good that this threat is being taken seriously.